I have a few, pick which ever suits you. Here are my LOL wisdom quotes for today:
“Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day!” by: Silvester the cat
“Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you”d ordered that” by : Living in regret!”
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret” by: Married since 1914
“Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?” by: hmm, I wonder!
- THe Daily LOL: Every Major’s Terrible (thedailyshift.com)
- Pearls of Wisdom (aprilhawk.wordpress.com)